I know almost everything & I'm a ninja transformer.
This car is a picture of my hot ex-girlfriend.
I use Facebook almost twice a day.
I’m not from some shitty planet like Neptune.
All I do is eat, sleep and work like crazy.
Here's a breakdown of my day:
I'm actually really busy and super expensive.
Are you sure you still want to work with me?
Sigh, fine. I guess.
I'm very sorry to hear that. It will be okay.
Contact me 24/7. Except Wednesday.
That's when I sleep.
Operators are standing by.
Send me an internet letter: